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Four Simple Steps to Make Your Computer Run Faster

1.)
a. Download and install Revo Uninstaller (Freeware: http://www.revouninstaller.com/). This is a more advanced un-installation program than Windows’ as it searches the registry and your hard drive for files left by the built-in uninstaller.

b. Run Revo and uninstall programs that you don’t use and aren’t necessary (Important: if you don’t know what a program does, Google it to find out whether it is safe to uninstall): Right click on the desired program and click uninstall.

c. Next, click “advanced” to do a more thorough scan.

d. Once the built-in uninstaller is finished, Revo will scan for leftovers. Delete these files.

2.)

a. Now that the unnecessary programs are gone, let’s prevent other unnecessary programs from starting up with Windows. Hit the Win Key and “R” simultaneously to start the “Run” command.

b. Now, type “msconfig” and then press enter. This brings up system configuration.

c. Click on the “Startup” tab.

d. Find programs that you don’t need running in the background when you start your computer. You should have very few startup programs in Vista. ITunes and QuickTime are good examples of programs to uncheck. Important: If you are unsure of a program, don’t disable it; look for the program in Google to find out whether it is important to startup this program.

e. Finally, click “OK” and then click “Restart”. This process will make your boot time faster and allow your system to run without unnecessary processes bogging it down.

3.)

a. Once your computer is restarted, Download and install CCleaner (http://www.ccleaner.com/).

b. CCleaner (originally “CrapCleaner”) cleans all the “crap” out of your computer. It checks the registry, temp files, the recycle bin and many other sneaky places where crap builds up on a computer. Run CCleaner.

c. There are four tabs on the left: Cleaner, Registry, Tools and Options. Click Cleaner first.

d. Click “Analyze”. (The default settings for the scan are ideal in most situations; leave the checkboxes the same).

e. Next, click “Run Cleaner”. This permanently removes files from the recycle bin and elsewhere, so make sure there is nothing in the recycle bin that you want to keep!

f. Now, click on the “Registry” tab on the left hand side of CCleaner.

g. Click “Scan for Issues”

h. Click “Fix selected issues”

i. CCleaner will now ask you if you want to back up your registry. It is a good idea to back up your registry prior to making any changes in case something goes awry, however, CCleaner has never caused any problems for me.

j. Once fixing registry issues, close CCleaner.

1.) The final step in increasing your PC’s performance: organizing the hard drives, page file and registry (Okay that's really three small steps, but these are easy ones.)

a. Download NTRegOpt (Free: http://www.derfisch.de/lars/ntregopt-setup.exe)

b. Install NT Registry Optimizer (ntregopt). At the end it will say “Do you want to run ntregopt?” (Important: when making changes to the registry, it is imperative that you don’t make other changes that interfere. For instance, make sure that Windows Update didn’t make any automatic updates.)

c. Check on this box and click “OK” to start registry optimization the process.

d. Restart your computer to activate the new registry.

e. Download PageDefrag (Free: http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb897426.aspx) Sysinternals is the company that created this software. Microsoft bought them because of their high quality work.

f. Extract “pagedfrg.exe” from the zip file and run this executable.

g. Select the “Defragment at next boot” dot and click “OK”. Now, restart your computer.

h. Finally (!), download MyDefrag (previously JKDefrag. Free: http://www.mydefrag.com/). This will organize or “defragment” your hard drive, as well as optimize important files by putting them near the outer part of the HDD. This program is largely regarded as the best defragmenting software. (Note: make sure you have run CCleaner first otherwise you will waste time organizing unnecessary files.)

i. Install MyDefrag

j. Run MyDefrag from the Start Menu by clicking on “Slow Optimize”. You should use slow optimize if you have rarely or never defragmented your hard drive. This defragments and alphabetically sorts the files of all mounted drives.

k. Make a sandwich. Depending on the size and speed of your drive, this process will take a while. It is ideal to defragment over night. Nice work! Your computer should now be running faster.